COUNT YOUR STEPS IF YOU'RE NOT SURE HOW FAR YOU'D WENT
Some say 100km... some say 80km.... omg... nak mati kepe?!Get your facts right dorks.... Well according to the Google GLOBE 'thingy' weve cycled around 6.97km ---- > woah?? shocking enough?!OOhio~~~(hello/gd morning in japanese)Dickheads and Pussy catsWhores and Sluts..Yesterday me and my gay gang(Fauzi,Jabir,Ziyad,Anwar,Syafiq,Najwan) went on a PICNIC... huh never heard of one?KACHING!!! not kencing.... all of us lined up at the bus paying 55cents at the bus cause we are cheapskate and kiasu typical Singaporeans who dont want to waste an adult fare to ECP...Reached there.... played soccer and monyet and catch the bird and stepping on clay and gay sea tugging and bury that Fauzi and step on him and drown him and ZIYAD WONT SHUT UP!!!! Till it rains..... tsk tsk..While waiting the rain to stop.. we feed on each others Junk food.... Then we hired Bicycles to cylcle ah... Who the hell said JALAN?! (malay word for walk or another word to say "go")Cycled fun fun for 25mins.... while waiting for Irfan to come... we stopped in the dark alley pathment.... to Watch AVATAR!! wah sempat seh.. then gay talk~~~Shockingly IRFAN ARRIVED SORANG SORANG in JUST UNDER 15MINS.... SPEED DEMON HACKER~~~ ok la... die kuat and laju ah.. tsk tsk.. -_-"We continued cycling.... then I just Got CRAMPED... WTF... nooo~~~ *cries*We arrived at Changi park.... or whatever its called... refill water bottles then chow... patah balek.... more like my leg dah patah...CRAMP lagi~~ kene tinggal jauh... tsk tsk... But caught up with najwan... Irfan stopped and cycled with us... THEN!! IN FRONT OF MY EYES >.<Accident...
Najwan hit Irfan's bike and veered into a street lamp... siak ah... kk this is not funny... it looks painfull... but najwan act mcm die macho gitu and said it was fine... tsk tsk...So we lek2 and cycled slowly... due to the tear to Najwans slippers..Arrived and returned the bike 10 mins late... After that... MANDI!!!Fauzi the dumb smart alec... wants to mandi but he forgot to bring towels... bodo! he shared with fiq... GAy~~~eeew~~~~Then after mandi... Fauzi walked out with boxers showing his bulging crotch dancing like a hardgay with his tak menjadi fro curl leng teng sexy hair... i swore that i want to burn him with a lighter and deodarant... but took pity on him so I raped him... NOT... tsk tsk... Joined others after that... ate at BK... they are arguing about the distance of the Changi Runway... Pfft... amateurs...
KK skip after that... cause we all ate full and want to pass out some waste out on the way home.... so SKIP
Overall I swear ITS GEREK!!!!
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