Laughing Can Hurt Than CureLaughing is the best medicine... But some people think laughing is a disease and can spread in an instant..OK here i start my post stating that I had only a couple of hours of sleep today morning.. So naturally I went to school feeling drowsy with eyes loafing in the lecture theatre.. I had no idea what im thinking... and the one thing that I only wanted to d0 is to close my eyes and shut my head off... BUT! Due to a chain of unexpected humorous events, sleeping seems impossible...Right after the business lecture, it was CMB(communication fr business) lesson for my class. And all we got to do in the lesson was talk... OK generally it is a lesson to help us interact better.. Teacher showed us cool presentation stuffs dengan semangat!! Little did she knew that her Bra string was falling/sliding off from her sleeves... HAHAHAHAH! kk our class giggled for like 5 mins..pretending that we did not see.... Then someone shouted YOUR BRA FALLING!! HAHAHAHA!*sensored*
Feeling like paiseh/embarrassed she let the whole class early break... HAHAHA!
During break my friend ordered western food and when she eats.. shes like paused/stunned on every bite and her expression changed... argh dunno how to say but its rlly funny... Looking at her face I cant even drink up my milo properly*giggles*....
She said that the fries tasted like raw potatoes being stepped on...=O
and she threw away her $3 meal...
Nxt was OFA (office adminstration) and all we had to do for that lesson was to type... Our teacher like finally came! and her name was Ms ALAMELU!
**AAH LAA MEH LOO** weird name and accent though.. and shes like rlly weird.. she told us to sit but we all stood up to greet her... And for that she asked " why are you all standing up?" LOL at her voice! Indian accents are soo funny!!
For lunch my friends and I went outside school to Clementi Central eat at KFC... 12 of us..... Then came back to school to have our boring POA lesson... haiz... AND I SLEPT! LIKE FINALLY!
Luckily I had all correct for my homework...
MY DEFINITION OF POA: PIE ON ANUS aka PIEHOLE!
Piehole lessons are BOO~~RING...
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Tuesday, April 21, 2009
Bring An Umbrella When Its Windy
Bring An Umbrella When Its WindySometimes doing what you are not supposed to do helps in some other way....So I finally have the time to blog again... not that i have no time but im busy with other stuffs...Hmm today.. it was raining.. I have no mood to go to sch.. again reached school, the teacher was absent... it was supposed to be computer lab lesson doing typing stuffs but my class ended up surfing the internet...Nxt was POA... and URGH!The teacher was like old, and when she speaks, saliva comes out all the time! Like rain drops Wth... then she keeps nagging and repeating the same thing again... "THERE WILL ALWAYS BE 2 ACCOUNTS IN A MONEY TRANSECTION" and shes like saying for like 10 fcking times.. and her voice! urgh! Please I get it already~~ MOVE ON!!Okay... POA! sucks! Its not that difficult but its leceh! draw this draw that... mcm mcm .. OMFG!And all lessons supposed to be 2hrs but our teachers are like kind enuff to teach for 85 mins or so and let us have recess break..So yeah... nothing happened much in school... busy studying and mugging for the upcoming exams IN 3 WEEKS TIME!!! BLOODY HELL!And yeah new guy coming to our class tommorow... hes 20 years old btwLabels: start all over again
Thursday, April 16, 2009
LIVE TODAY, FIGHT TOMMOROW
LIVE TODAY, FIGHT TOMMOROWTake your time to enjoy the most delight of failing and suck it all in... You dont get that feeling everyday...Well today was the first official day of school in Clementi college west... And it was like surprising? Ok.. in ITE... Its an unspoken rule that if a teacher is absent, the whole class gets recess break... Um so.. I arrived school 35mins late! BUT! the P.E/S.W teacher was absent.... SO ok....Overall my class has over 2 1/2 hrs of break because we had a half lesson relieved by our form teacher... 2HRS 30 mins break!! OMG! like theres only 2 lessons today...Then was released from school at 1pm... Joined Fiq and gang to SP because of the party feat Sheik Haikel and his Dj Rattle.... The party was quite satisfying as there some funny scenes, dancing , beatboxing and other nude scenes..... DJ RATTLE! SPIN THAT WHEEEEEL!!!!!! *people goes wild*Accidentally poked Irfan in the eye with the luminous light water from lightsticks..LOL! tk sengaje! want to put some on his cheeks when suddenly he turns his head... SORRY DUDE! NYAHAHA!Ate at Al azhar.... Ziyad and Fiq became annoyingly irritating.... NAJ--- BLUEK! NAJ---BLUEK! hahaha.. crap...NOW IM DOING HOMEWORK! TGK BUDAK RAJIN HERE! ahahahaha!Labels: start all over again
Sunday, April 12, 2009
It Takes Two Fingers To Snap
It Takes Two Fingers To SnapSchool starting and I have no mood whatsoever... Can I have home tutoring please?This post goes all the way to GOOD FRIDAY... srry for not updating....Good Friday was a blast.... Went to WILD WILD WET with family relatives to take a morning dip into the water.... Then we swim/swam/swum, ride/rode for like 1hr 1/2 until we heard somebody scream~~~~ *holds her chest*HAHAHAHA~! KK we dint see anythin but I guessed that her swimming bra fell off?HAHAHA!!!Afternoon
Ate at a KOREAN RESTRAUNT... ate like animals because the food is fuckking delicious... finger fkken good!
Then played BOWLING.... and I was like rusty.... 1st game was 74 points!
2nd game 91 points... awwww.... bad luck? or lack playing.... My uncle scored 127 seh!
At nite
GO to Causeway Point to watch FAST AND FURIOUS 4... wheeyyy gerek.. Watching at Cinema is 10x better than cds and 50x better than internet... At last Dom/Vin Diesel got jailed.... the story goes... letty/eva mendez dies.... awww... unexpected.. =(
Went home around midnite... overall best time this month.... why does school have to start so soon? =(
p.s: i got sunburnt :(
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Monday, April 6, 2009
Theres Always A First Time
First Timers are also known as NoobsI bought LAPPY and everything is fine ~~~except I had to steal internet connections from others *GASP* and stupid memory card got stuck.... BODOH!Went to MARINA BARRAGE.... on the way there ziyad crack us up by playing 'air soccer' and making a fool of himself in public.... *LOL*Lepak at Marina Barrage bla bla.... throw nuts in the air and swallows....NOTHING SPECIAL HAPPENED..... BORING....KK I TAKE THAT BACK.... A FATEFULL INCIDENT HAPPENED... (it can be prevented though if the person is smart enuff...)THEN BEST PART!!! LAU PASAT!! got this band performing live while we are eating... The girl from the band kk called her*Nina* power SIAK!APART FROM HAVING A GOOD VOICE SHE HAS A HUGE JUNK/ASS AND KNOWS HOW TO WORK IT!! wah wah! shakes shakes!! mcm maracas!(fat+cute+tight jeans = POWER! )
KK THEN WENT HOME... FUCK! MAN U WINS! pep pep, pep pep pep, pep pep pep pep BUTOH!Labels: Whats gone is gone
Muhammad Alfian Essi
30th June 1992
L5n1553@hotmail.com
Loves doing weird stuffs
Hates to be compared
**warning**:This blog may contain explicit/foul languages or images.parental guidance may be advised