Im practically spending my holidays like never before... I mean these few days...
ITS A BLAST!!!!! FRIDAY----- Went Shisha again with Faris,Ziyad,Zul,Irfan,Bella,Syafiq,Fauzi and Khalis 'Gonzalez'. Tried the mixed strawberry+mint and Apple(my treat).Its damn nice... Got dizzy after minutes sucking the living hell of it... MERBOK! We crapped out there till all of us gotten sick and tired of each other.... Ate at Tong Seng then headed to Clarke Quay just to waste time... Had Our group photos and went home late at night. Saw this random girl in the bus... bla bla.. haha
*lazy to upload photos.. i would upload in facebook*SATURDAY----- Woke up at 1.30... got interrupted by Zul's SMS... continued sleep till 3.. Went out with Fiq to play Streetsoccer at Hall... Played like 2 matches AND THEN! LASTMINUTE PLANS TO GO BEACH PARTY AT SENTOSA~~~~~~
Gotten ready by 6... reached Harbor Front around 7... went to this toilet... and was greeted with a surprise...
A CUBICAL FULL LOADED OF YOUKNOWWHAT IN THE BOWL.. simply to say.. the toilet bowl full of shits... not flushed whatsoever... and its not solid.. -.-" (with that much you can fertilize the Padang without any leftovers... not exegerrating)Headed to Sentosa by the 'FREE BUS'. So we reached there... we partied... moshed... grind... crowd wave... Shout our lungs out.... NOT! FOUND OUT THAT WE ARE NOT PARTY GUYS AFTER ALL.... so sat around the beach practically doing nothing usefull... fiq went home after that..
11 or so... we got onto the 'Free Bus' to go home... A guy Vomited in the bus... Splattered the window with puke... and the bus starts to stink up.... Most disuturbing... Luckily no chain reaction... RUSHED LIKE HELL TO THE TRAIN... CAUSE ITS THE LAST TRAIN... hhahaha.... In the train... sitting beside Faris, a lady was crying while in a phonecall...
I SWEAR ITS VERY EMOTIONAL AND DRAMATIC AHAHAHA! Although we cant understand what she is saying, we felt pity... But its quite entertaining...
Overall A Great Day...
Friday, June 19, 2009
Nothing Smells Better Than Money
I must apologise for not going to the class Chalet.. which I paid $10 for...
But what is $10 compared to $90?!?!On Monday... My dad gave me $50 bucks... to repair my (lappie happy bugatti lappy) which is my laptop. PADAHAL ADE WARRANTY!! SO KACHING!! $$$$$$Then on Tuesday... Relatives came to my house to visit my mom... who just came back from the hospital. Got $20 as each relative that came gave 10 bucks..WEDNESDAY went to Johor with my aunt! Mom gave me $20 to blanje2 there... but in the end my AUNT treat all of us... MWHAHAHAHA! IM FRIGGING LOADED NOW! (well $90 is something!)ON THURSDAY---- I woke up... played online game with cousin the whole morning... Then Fiq tagged me at MSN and asked to lepak at HQ... Went there around 6... Crapped and talked with members... and played miniature soccer around 8.45. At the hall... some fat overgrown hiphop dancers were practicing dance moves. We played around the corner.. Accidentally our ball went to their sights.. Just a slow rolling ball... which never even hit them... BUT THEY MAKE SUCH A FUSS.. tsk tsk... Then went home around 10..REACHED HOME.. ON THE DINING TABLE WAS RAMLY BURGER! -.-" SO TOMMOROW... SHISHA ANYONE?!!? MY TREAT!Labels: I KILLED A FLY LIKE OBAMA DID
Tuesday, June 16, 2009
Dont Think Twice, It Makes You Hesitate
I KNOW ITS A LONG TIME... BUT WHY NOW?!Lets see... My Blog has been dead/rusty/dusty/meninggal/not updated for 53 days exactly... SO after some CPR and volts of electricity.. GUESS WHAT?! IT CAME ALIVE!!! Look u can even see the heartbeat!! -.-"The sentence above is all crap... except for the dusty/rusty part...
THE REASON WHY IM BLOGGING IS BECAUSE IM BORED (FULL STOP)
Yes its a long time... since I blog.. I even dont have a MAY archieve...
Im going to rap it up now... Im fucking hungry now...
THINGS THAT HAPPENED TO ME LATELY : CRASHED MY LAPTOP 10/6
: SHISHA OUTING 12/6
: SENTOSA OUTING 13/6
: MUM BACK FROM HOSP 15/6
: BLOGGING 16/6
Will update later.. JEMPOT MAKAN ALL!
Friday, April 24, 2009
Dying Looking Good
Dying Looking GoodIf they are training fat people, then its understandable... but this is just ridiculous...Quick post for now (2 am now).... PE/SW lessons are just ridiculous... Killing the living shit out of me.... You can just crap out in your pants without knowing.... FUCKRunning for 3 minutes around the hall.... sounds reasonable right? But doing it like 4 times?! WTF! 4 rounds of 'three minutes jogging' 12 minutes of jogging with like 20 seconds rest intervals each round for my first PE/SW lesson... WTF?!WHAT CAN I DO WITH 12 minutes jogging?! Better do 2.4km run rite?!And the leg endurance test..... What bullsihit crap.... sitting in the air with your back resting on the wall for 1 minute.... well did not turn out well... the whole class had to do 2 times... just 20 seconds in the endurance test.. my legs are like vibrating... arrr wat a pain.... till then I cant feel my legs...yah so gotta do hmwk now.... oh look at the time! 2.15 am!Labels: start all over again
Wednesday, April 22, 2009
Laughing can Hurt than cure
Laughing Can Hurt Than CureLaughing is the best medicine... But some people think laughing is a disease and can spread in an instant..OK here i start my post stating that I had only a couple of hours of sleep today morning.. So naturally I went to school feeling drowsy with eyes loafing in the lecture theatre.. I had no idea what im thinking... and the one thing that I only wanted to d0 is to close my eyes and shut my head off... BUT! Due to a chain of unexpected humorous events, sleeping seems impossible...Right after the business lecture, it was CMB(communication fr business) lesson for my class. And all we got to do in the lesson was talk... OK generally it is a lesson to help us interact better.. Teacher showed us cool presentation stuffs dengan semangat!! Little did she knew that her Bra string was falling/sliding off from her sleeves... HAHAHAHAH! kk our class giggled for like 5 mins..pretending that we did not see.... Then someone shouted YOUR BRA FALLING!! HAHAHAHA!*sensored*
Feeling like paiseh/embarrassed she let the whole class early break... HAHAHA!
During break my friend ordered western food and when she eats.. shes like paused/stunned on every bite and her expression changed... argh dunno how to say but its rlly funny... Looking at her face I cant even drink up my milo properly*giggles*....
She said that the fries tasted like raw potatoes being stepped on...=O
and she threw away her $3 meal...
Nxt was OFA (office adminstration) and all we had to do for that lesson was to type... Our teacher like finally came! and her name was Ms ALAMELU!
**AAH LAA MEH LOO** weird name and accent though.. and shes like rlly weird.. she told us to sit but we all stood up to greet her... And for that she asked " why are you all standing up?" LOL at her voice! Indian accents are soo funny!!
For lunch my friends and I went outside school to Clementi Central eat at KFC... 12 of us..... Then came back to school to have our boring POA lesson... haiz... AND I SLEPT! LIKE FINALLY!
Luckily I had all correct for my homework...
MY DEFINITION OF POA: PIE ON ANUS aka PIEHOLE!
Piehole lessons are BOO~~RING...
Labels: start all over again
Tuesday, April 21, 2009
Bring An Umbrella When Its Windy
Bring An Umbrella When Its WindySometimes doing what you are not supposed to do helps in some other way....So I finally have the time to blog again... not that i have no time but im busy with other stuffs...Hmm today.. it was raining.. I have no mood to go to sch.. again reached school, the teacher was absent... it was supposed to be computer lab lesson doing typing stuffs but my class ended up surfing the internet...Nxt was POA... and URGH!The teacher was like old, and when she speaks, saliva comes out all the time! Like rain drops Wth... then she keeps nagging and repeating the same thing again... "THERE WILL ALWAYS BE 2 ACCOUNTS IN A MONEY TRANSECTION" and shes like saying for like 10 fcking times.. and her voice! urgh! Please I get it already~~ MOVE ON!!Okay... POA! sucks! Its not that difficult but its leceh! draw this draw that... mcm mcm .. OMFG!And all lessons supposed to be 2hrs but our teachers are like kind enuff to teach for 85 mins or so and let us have recess break..So yeah... nothing happened much in school... busy studying and mugging for the upcoming exams IN 3 WEEKS TIME!!! BLOODY HELL!And yeah new guy coming to our class tommorow... hes 20 years old btwLabels: start all over again
Thursday, April 16, 2009
LIVE TODAY, FIGHT TOMMOROW
LIVE TODAY, FIGHT TOMMOROWTake your time to enjoy the most delight of failing and suck it all in... You dont get that feeling everyday...Well today was the first official day of school in Clementi college west... And it was like surprising? Ok.. in ITE... Its an unspoken rule that if a teacher is absent, the whole class gets recess break... Um so.. I arrived school 35mins late! BUT! the P.E/S.W teacher was absent.... SO ok....Overall my class has over 2 1/2 hrs of break because we had a half lesson relieved by our form teacher... 2HRS 30 mins break!! OMG! like theres only 2 lessons today...Then was released from school at 1pm... Joined Fiq and gang to SP because of the party feat Sheik Haikel and his Dj Rattle.... The party was quite satisfying as there some funny scenes, dancing , beatboxing and other nude scenes..... DJ RATTLE! SPIN THAT WHEEEEEL!!!!!! *people goes wild*Accidentally poked Irfan in the eye with the luminous light water from lightsticks..LOL! tk sengaje! want to put some on his cheeks when suddenly he turns his head... SORRY DUDE! NYAHAHA!Ate at Al azhar.... Ziyad and Fiq became annoyingly irritating.... NAJ--- BLUEK! NAJ---BLUEK! hahaha.. crap...NOW IM DOING HOMEWORK! TGK BUDAK RAJIN HERE! ahahahaha!Labels: start all over again
Muhammad Alfian Essi
30th June 1992
L5n1553@hotmail.com
Loves doing weird stuffs
Hates to be compared
**warning**:This blog may contain explicit/foul languages or images.parental guidance may be advised